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Trouble at Websense(9)
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Don Kiddick, Websense CEO, is working quietly in his office. Jane the secretary shuffles in to the room and takes a deep breath.
Jane - Erm, Sir? I’ve just come back from a meeting with I.T. downstairs, and there’s.. there’s a problem.
Don looks up from his papers, and moves towards the door.
Don - Do I [...]
Apologies America: Part II
Hello and welcome once again to the very worst of Britain’s exports. I know I apologized before, but there is a rather long list of people that the United Kingdom should feel guilty about. Time to name and shame more of those who represent everything embarrassing about our little island. Let’s start with an easy [...]
Apologies America: Part 1
It is rare that I apologise for something that Britain does. It is even rarer that I apologise to the American People. Unfortunately, some so-called celebrities in this world have forced my hand, and I can no longer sit back and allow Britain to become associated with these bottom feeders. So America, here I stand, [...]
The Problem With Humanity
The following is the Christmas card I sent to friends and family in 2005. It is presented here in it’s entirety (including pic).
2005 started off with a bang. Or rather, a “whap!” as it were.
Slumin’ it in some bar in New York City on New Years Eve, a couple of gentlemen (and I’m using [...]