Tales From the Murse 
Tales from the Murse: Day in the Life(73)
January 8, 2009
8:00 - Girlfriend’s alarm goes off. Fuck I’m hung over. Roll for head. Roll successful.
8:11 - Excelsior!
8:12 - Go back to sleep while girlfriend is in the shower.
10:30 - My alarm goes off. Fuck, still hungover. Reach for bong.
10: 33 - Stoned.
10:46 - Take a good shit. Shower. Check balls for abnormalities. Double check penis. [...]
Tales from the Murse: Poor Choices
Seattle, WA - We all make poor choices. In college I was gonna major in Psychology (Which is Latin for ‘Fake Major’). But after taking a bunch of Biology, Anatomy, Chemistry and there being a girl I really, really, really wanted to fuck – I chose Nursing.
A lot of my patients come in here because [...]