Prestige, Wealth, and Taste 
The List: When Did Just Fucking Get Old?(63)
Good morning everyone. A couple of months ago I was having lunch with a friend in the bar portion of a Dallas steakhouse, as a career barmaid explained the day’s specials, a report was breaking on TV about the death of actor David Carradine (star of Death Race 2000 to me, star of Kill Bill [...]
The List: Holidays
Dallas, TX - Good morning everyone. Today’s version of the list concerns the genesis of celebrations we take as a given: holidays. Let me be the first to say that I’ll take a day off of work for any event/day you want to create. Idi Amin Day? Excellent. A toast to Idi! Hell, he was [...]
Hate Money
People spend far too much time thinking about all the wonderful things they would buy if they won the lottery. Here is my more productive list of hateful acts I shall perform if my six numbers come in.
Child punching
With my untold fortunes I will have the freedom to express myself as I see fit. And [...]
The List: Biggest Losers of 2008
Dallas, TX - Good morning everyone, I hope your holiday season was as festive as mine. 2008 was a difficult year for most, but this list addresses the lowest of the low. Truly elite losers in a year filled with them, the type of dregs that are such standouts at being awful you almost have to [...]