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Which Response For Bananacakes?(30)
August 4, 2009
The tale of Bananacakes is well known to the regulars. How should Hyde reply to this nutjobs neverending e-drivel?
Marriage Quantified
You wake up slowly. Your wife is still out cold and she has her lips pressed out like one of those kissing gourami fish which is both kind of funny and kind of cute.
+5
You knock over a glass of water, that’s inexplicably on the floor. It’s your last bottle of Perrier, which she doesn’t like, [...]
Five Guys I’ve Fucked - Episode III
FIVE GUYS I’VE FUCKED
( A FIRST HAND LOOK INTO MY PATHETIC SEXUAL HISTORY)
As the resident Fat Whore of CIGAV and now the happily named Queen of the site (Thank you all, really), many of the readers ask, “how are you qualified to give romantic advice if you are fat and have never been in a [...]