Life 
Desert Pussy
Philadelphia, PA - The term “sandy vagina” is usually given to a guy who’s being a nancy. For instance, if a guy is out with all of his guy friends and decides to call it a night, most guys will ask the age old question, “whaddya you got, sand in your pussy?” I have come [...]
Making An Exit
I ain’t gonna lie, my game is rusty. All the cycling and masturbation I suppose. That and the depthless chasm of cynicism that is my soul…
This past weekend, however, a concerted effort was put forth to get back in the mix. On some subconscious level I knew dumb cunts and douchetastic shitburgers [...]
The Crash Davis Of Pussy
The following is a true story in as much that a story such as this can be true. When recounting the episode to a friend, he told me that it’s quite possible the cat was just a manifestation of all of my anxieties and fears (kind of like when Luke squared off with Vader in [...]