Foreign Correspondence 
The Dictionary Strikes Back(61)
That’s right, I’m back with another selection of unusual terms from the nation that brought you Hugh Laurie, Pompus behaviour, and scurvy.
Enjoy
Chavs.
“Fuck off you Chav cunt.”
A Chav is an amoeba of English society. Usually young, dirty and horrifically poor, Chavs are ill-dressed, cocky wankers, determined to represent nothing but their own ghastliness. Chavs hang around [...]
A Few More Things British
The average Englishman says between 5000 and 6000 words a day, many being totally incomprehensible. A mixture of grunts and gestures, he stumbles through the English language like a village drunk. To help, here are a few explanations of terms we use.
A Few British Things I Want to Clear Up.
London, UK - Hello and welcome. Today is a learning day. By the end of this lesson you’ll be able to proudly sport some facts about England, the UK and Great Britain.
Confused? Worry not. With two eggs of Britishness, the refined flour of dentistry and the butter of Cross-Atlantic relations, we’ll finally produce the tasty [...]
My Afghani Gal-Pal
Girl Talk with L
Today, a letter from my adopted Christian Charities child Gullah, in Afghanistan:
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Dear Miss Lisa
Thank you so much for your last few letters. As you may know, the big day has come and gone, and I have been married to my Father’s brother last Saturday.
I very much appreciated your last package and [...]