Film 
2009 Academy Awards Live Blog(121)
Dallas TX - Good morning everyone. The biggest award in all of film, the Oscars, completes the award season Sunday night. I will try to be your host through the initial bullshit red carpet zzzzzzzzfest until the Best Picture winner is announced. 2008 was an interesting year in film, any year where a movie starring [...]
The List: Great Jugg Moments in Film History
The following was a collaboration between Shit Sandwich and Vertigo. Be advised, the pics are NSFW. Scroll down with caution.
Film: Swordfish (2001)
Tits: Halle Berry
Grade: A- (points taken off only for being black jugs)
Scene randomness: High
“I think I speak for all men when I say we’ve never outgrown any reason, no matter how shameless, to see [...]
An Open Letter to Javier Bardem
Dear Mr. Bardem,
My girlfriend wants to bang you. She hasn’t come straight out and said it, but she does.
I find this unsettling on so many levels, but primary amongst these is that this bizarre obsession was born after she witnessed your turn as that psychopath with a mod cut in No Country for Old Men. [...]
Lord Humungus’ Trip to the DMV
This sucks. Since when do wasteland overlords have to have a driver’s license?
That cop was a dick. I will have his family slaughtered for this! Doesn’t he know who the hell I am?!
I AM THE LORD HUMUNG…
“Sir.” A woman attendant points at a red roll of tickets.
“Huh?”
“Sir. You have to take a number and have [...]