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2009 Academy Awards Live Blog

2009 Academy Awards Live Blog(121)

February 23, 2009

Dallas TX - Good morning everyone. The biggest award in all of film, the Oscars, completes the award season Sunday night. I will try to be your host through the initial bullshit red carpet zzzzzzzzfest until the Best Picture winner is announced. 2008 was an interesting year in film, any year where a movie starring [...]

2009 Academy Awards Live Blog
The List: Great Jugg Moments in Film History

The List: Great Jugg Moments in Film History

The following was a collaboration between Shit Sandwich and Vertigo. Be advised, the pics are NSFW. Scroll down with caution.
Film: Swordfish (2001)
Tits: Halle Berry
Grade: A- (points taken off only for being black jugs)
Scene randomness: High

“I think I speak for all men when I say we’ve never outgrown any reason, no matter how shameless, to see [...]

An Open Letter to Javier Bardem

An Open Letter to Javier Bardem

Dear Mr. Bardem,
My girlfriend wants to bang you. She hasn’t come straight out and said it, but she does.
I find this unsettling on so many levels, but primary amongst these is that this bizarre obsession was born after she witnessed your turn as that psychopath with a mod cut in No Country for Old Men. [...]

Lord Humungus’ Trip to the DMV

Lord Humungus’ Trip to the DMV

This sucks. Since when do wasteland overlords have to have a driver’s license?
That cop was a dick. I will have his family slaughtered for this! Doesn’t he know who the hell I am?!
I AM THE LORD HUMUNG…
“Sir.” A woman attendant points at a red roll of tickets.
“Huh?”
“Sir. You have to take a number and have [...]