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Making An Exit(82)
I ain’t gonna lie, my game is rusty. All the cycling and masturbation I suppose. That and the depthless chasm of cynicism that is my soul…
This past weekend, however, a concerted effort was put forth to get back in the mix. On some subconscious level I knew dumb cunts and douchetastic shitburgers [...]
The List: When Did Just Fucking Get Old?
Good morning everyone. A couple of months ago I was having lunch with a friend in the bar portion of a Dallas steakhouse, as a career barmaid explained the day’s specials, a report was breaking on TV about the death of actor David Carradine (star of Death Race 2000 to me, star of Kill Bill [...]
The Dictionary Strikes Back
That’s right, I’m back with another selection of unusual terms from the nation that brought you Hugh Laurie, Pompus behaviour, and scurvy.
Enjoy
Chavs.
“Fuck off you Chav cunt.”
A Chav is an amoeba of English society. Usually young, dirty and horrifically poor, Chavs are ill-dressed, cocky wankers, determined to represent nothing but their own ghastliness. Chavs hang around [...]
A Finer Application of The Boo
Lets face it, the hyper-sensitivities of the politically corrected world we now live in have hamstrung personal liberties to the point where we’re forced to meticulously choose our words and phrases so as not to upset the more fragile among us whose skin is so porous that words apparently do, in fact, hurt.
Tragically, we’re likely [...]