When Drunk Girls Chirp

Girl Talk with L

Hi guys (and lesbos), Lisa again with more valuable insight on how to navigate through the mysterious and often confusing world of girls. Today’s lesson:
WHEN DRUNK GIRLS CHIRP
Let’s set the scene. You’re out with a girl and having a great time. You’ve been at your favorite bar for a few hours now, [...]

Dear Arrogant Bastard

Miami, FL - First, everyone should know how fucking superior I am. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence. My breakfast is prepared by world renowned chefs and served by women who wouldn’t give a second look if you were on fire. My estate is fucking magnificent, with a pool you can ride [...]