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Fuckin’ Barack…(23)
December 29, 2009
Ahem…
First, I refer you to my shitastical live blog from last year’s inauguration here. If you scroll about halfway down, you’ll find one of the more memorable characters (losers) I encountered, here and here.
Well, yesterday I swung by California Tortilla in Chinatown to grab a quick bite, and guess who I caught disgruntlingly mumbling to [...]
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